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I’m HOME….on a Friday….

Friday, December 7th, 2007

it feels weird.  I’m never home on Friday night. I have an overwhelming urge to paint my face, do my hair, dress up in glamourous rhinestone gowns, and then take them off for random strangers.  If I was your ordinary housewife that sentence would sound strange.

One thing about taking a long block of time off is that I look forward to going back to work.  After a few days I start to miss my friends.  I miss the music.  I miss the cool regulars who are happy to see me after a long day.  And, in the most warped sense…I don’t really miss the creeps I run across at work…but the creeps, jackasses, and weirdos are the ones that make this job interesting and give me funny stories to tell.

S.A.D.

Friday, November 30th, 2007

No, I’m not sad, I just suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder.  This is precisely the reason I choose to live in a place that boasts 340 days a year of sunshine.  Today is one of those rare 25 days of rain…sigh…..

I do things that are very out of character when it rains.  This morning I cut my workout short, neglecting my 30 minutes of cardio after 1 hour of weights.  Then I convinced Vinnie to stop at Sonic for a milkshake and french fries.  There’s nothing like dipping greasy salty french fries in a black/white shake at the drive-in on a rainy day in the comfort of heated leather seats.  Its fun to watch the waitresses rollerskating in the rain too.

TheLast Day

Saturday, September 15th, 2007


Like the little engine that could , “I think I can, I think I can….I think I can make it one more night.”

Two down, one to go on my 3 day StripperFest.  My body can easily handle 2 days in a row, and then I need a day off.  I’m getting old.  The 6 inch stilettos start to take their toll on the kneecap by the end of the second night.  It’s not the table dances, or the general walking around.  It’s the main stage staircase.  Try walking down a flight of stairs on your tippy toes.  The combination of an inhumane angle and gravity wreak havoc on the patella tendon.  Oh, and you have to look graceful and not fall flat on your arss too!!!!


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