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Thursday, June 5th, 2008
Hokey colloquialisms
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it drink.”
“You can give a man a fish, and feed him for one night.
Or you can teach the man to fish, and he can feed himself forever.”
Hokey, but oh so true.
I went to a master-training session tonight. The instructor said something that jumped out at me, “You can’t change your life until you know what to change.” It was quite simple but so powerful that I immediately texted it to a good friend of mine whom I have been mentoring. Partly because it related to an earlier conversation I had with her, and partly because I needed to get it down before I forgot it. Read more... (308 words, estimated 1:14 mins reading time)
Tags: poverty, strip club, stripper, stripping, victim, victor
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Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
So it’s been pretty slow over the holiday season. I went in early yesterday to hang out with Joel. He lives in Texas, but is visiting his mom for the holidays. After an early round of golf, he didn’t have much else to do at his mom’s house. Joel is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met in a strip club. Like Diego, Blaze, Kelly-n-Bill, Doug, RetroCellPhoneGuy, these types are few and far between.
Unfortunately, because they are soooo nice and normal, they don’t give me any juicy strip club I-couldn’t-make-it-up-if-I-tried stories to tell. Read more... (999 words, estimated 4:0 mins reading time)
Tags: customer, difficult customers, exotic dancer, feminism, sex industry, strip club, stripper, Stripper Humor, victim, vip room
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Tuesday, December 4th, 2007
I changed my Status and Mood today from Avalon is working her Ass off til December and Pensive to Avalon is Chillin til the New Year and Pleased. As I alluded last week, I work a lot during the busy season. December is not the busiest time of year for strippers. People have Holiday Parties on the weekends, and gifts to buy for family. Hence, visiting their favorite stripper is not at the top of the list for the general male population. So I use the month of December to reflect on my year, note my accomplishments and develop my goals for next year. I am pleased because despite the weakened economy, I have already grossed 7% more than 2006 (Thank you Naked Assets!) and I still have a month to go. I’ll pop into Christie’s a few times this month, but for the most part, December is Avalon’s down time. Read more... (1371 words, estimated 5:29 mins reading time)
Tags: dancerwealth, exotic dancer, feminism, religion, sales, sex industry, strip club, strippers, victim
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Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:
Are they real?
The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they? Read more... (947 words, estimated 3:47 mins reading time)
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
June 16
So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends! Read more... (421 words, estimated 1:41 mins reading time)
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Sunday, June 10th, 2007
June 10
Boston people are so cool.
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game! Read more... (353 words, estimated 1:25 mins reading time)
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