I met the most interesting person at Babes Cabaret the other night. The party of four white guys in golf shirts were seated at a table next to the main stage table. When it was my turn for stage rotation, DJ Billy blasted the Van Halen. Each gentleman at the table tipped me a Washington, the one closest to the stage tucked a Lincoln into the side of my gstring. As many of you know, I’m not a great stage dancer…but I am pretty good at closing a lapdance sale at the tip rail. Read more...(411 words, estimated 1:39 mins reading time)
Is going to the strip club considered cheating in your relationship?
I had to add that last part. There is no right or wrong answer to this question, because every relationship is based upon different mutually acceptable agreements.
I have customers ask me from time to time, “I don’t think I’m cheating on her by being here…do you?”
My response is always, “Whose opinion matters more to you, mine or your wife’s?” Read more...(211 words, estimated 51 secs reading time)
My evening started with the guys from West Virginia at the bar. I was sipping my Diet Coke when one of the middle aged white guys in a golf shirt stumbled over his own foot and plowed into the barstool next to me. “I’ve been drinkin’ since noon…” he mumbles. I have been actively working on my bar-hustle because I usually gravitate towards the guys sitting at a table before the guys sitting at the bar. After a bit of chit-chat I begin to set up my test-close, “The only problem with hanging out here at the bar is that you don’t have a lap!” The test close is NOT asking directly for a dance, but rather leading the conversation in that direction to gauge how ready he is to be closed. West Virginia was ready, he basically sold himself “Yeah, I need a lap for you to give me a lapdance. Lets go over there.” Read more...(377 words, estimated 1:30 mins reading time)
Adult entertainment is a business that has long been considered nearly recession-proof. And today in Dallas, there was more proof in the pole. Hundreds attended a job fair called Jobless to Topless. Applicant David Ward says, “Definitely more of a bonus than a negative.” It’s was the first annual event by Burch Management, which is looking to fill about 200 jobs in its 9 gentlemen’s clubs throughout North Texas. Burch V.P. Steve Craft says, “We do a lot of advertising we do a lot for the community and I think you’re really starting to see that. And people are getting more comfortable coming out.” The turnout ranged from college students to those in investment banking. Men and women applying not just for entertainer openings, but chefs, bartenders, hair, makeup and nail techs and clerical staff. Applicant Jessica Waggoner says, “I need some experience and administrativApril 22, 2009 Adult entertainment is a business that has long been considered nearly recession-proof. Read more...(622 words, estimated 2:29 mins reading time)
I had major writer’s block the past few days. But as I sit here in the shade at the pool in Vegas I feel rejuvenated. I splurged this trip and am staying at a NICE casino resort. I’ve been pulled in 5 different directions the past few months and this SuperStripper needed a vacation. Its a working vacation, but a vacation nonetheless.
I alluded to this in February: Vegas is NOT like it used to be. It is very competitive, and I am a completely disposable commodity to these mega-clubs up here. The combination of mainstream society condoning strip clubs as pop culture AND the fact that this recession has convinced more women to turn to stripping to make ends meet than ever before….has huge measurable effects on the take home pay of the average stripper. Read more...(383 words, estimated 1:32 mins reading time)
I sent my check off this morning. But that’s just part of what you have to do in order to run a legitimate business. Stripping IS a legal and legitimate business. If you want to reap the benefits of being able to make SuperStripper money, you have to be responsible and claim your SuperStripper money! Only then can you begin to invest and grow your SuperStripper Money. Read more...(283 words, estimated 1:08 mins reading time)
“You’re too tall” was my first response of the night. “Not to be rude or anything…but you’re not my type.”
I had two choices, smile and walk on by or try again. There was no one else and Mr Objection was my target client:early 40s wearing a golf shirt, his own 6 foot 2 frame sprawled across two straight backed chairs.
“Well, it all lines up when I straddle you, doesn’t it?” I replied with my best come-back.
It worked he smiled, leaned back opening up his body language and I sat in the empty chair.Read more...(198 words, estimated 48 secs reading time)
is what my husband has said about his parents, our neighbors, and anyone who knows me from my “real life.” I agree to a certain extent, but as I am preparing this carefully timed mass media marketing campaign…I’m pretty sure there are going to be some pretty surprised people who find out what I’ve really been up to the past 10 years.
Will they treat me differently? Are they going to think bad things about me? Will they start whispering behind my back?
Probably. But it’s not stopping me. Read more...(304 words, 1 image, estimated 1:13 mins reading time)
