I read this comment on a webboard somewhere. It wasn’t directed toward me, but it had a profoundly comforting effect on my psyche. So for anyone else who feels like they’ve always been on the outside looking in:
You live outside the box, when most people don’t even see that they’re in one. Of course that’s gonna make them question their world/choices.
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So it’s been pretty slow over the holiday season. I went in early yesterday to hang out with Joel. He lives in Texas, but is visiting his mom for the holidays. After an early round of golf, he didn’t have much else to do at his mom’s house. Joel is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met in a strip club. Like Diego, Blaze, Kelly-n-Bill, Doug, RetroCellPhoneGuy, these types are few and far between.
Unfortunately, because they are soooo nice and normal, they don’t give me any juicy strip club I-couldn’t-make-it-up-if-I-tried stories to tell.
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I changed my Status and Mood today from Avalon is working her Ass off til December and Pensive to Avalon is Chillin til the New Year and Pleased. As I alluded last week, I work a lot during the busy season. December is not the busiest time of year for strippers. People have Holiday Parties on the weekends, and gifts to buy for family. Hence, visiting their favorite stripper is not at the top of the list for the general male population. So I use the month of December to reflect on my year, note my accomplishments and develop my goals for next year. I am pleased because despite the weakened economy, I have already grossed 7% more than 2006 (Thank you Naked Assets!) and I still have a month to go. I’ll pop into Christie’s a few times this month, but for the most part, December is Avalon’s down time.
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Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:
Are they real?
The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they?
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June 16
So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends!
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June 10
Boston people are so cool.
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game!
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Dirty Money
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008Dirty Money
I missed the first time this CNBC Special on The Business of High End Prostitution aired last week. I saw the preview when I was on the treadmill at the gym, but when i got home, I couldn’t find it. My husband told me I was nuts because CNBC wouldn’t do a documentary on something illegal…but I was right! Read more... (191 words, estimated 46 secs reading time)
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