I just spent about 30 minutes frolicking in the pool with my golden retreivers, Wilson and Lucy. I came in when my skin started getting a little pink, and I felt like I had to stay submerged in the water to stay cool. Ironically, I went outside to take a break from the DancerWise Chapter I am working on right now: The Tanning Factor. Here is an excerpt from the DancerWise Workbook:
No, I’m not sad, I just suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder. This is precisely the reason I choose to live in a place that boasts 340 days a year of sunshine. Today is one of those rare 25 days of rain…sigh…..
I do things that are very out of character when it rains. This morning I cut my workout short, neglecting my 30 minutes of cardio after 1 hour of weights. Then I convinced Vinnie to stop at Sonic for a milkshake and french fries. There’s nothing like dipping greasy salty french fries in a black/white shake at the drive-in on a rainy day in the comfort of heated leather seats. Its fun to watch the waitresses rollerskating in the rain too.Read more...(431 words, estimated 1:43 mins reading time)
Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:
Are they real?
The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they? Read more...(947 words, estimated 3:47 mins reading time)
So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends!Read more...(421 words, estimated 1:41 mins reading time)
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at FenwayPark. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game!Read more...(353 words, estimated 1:25 mins reading time)