Today is Stripper Maintenance Day.
I am NOT a high maintenance kinda chick. I DESPISE sitting in the nail salon having the Vietnamese girl buff, file and french manicure my toenails….but it’s part of the job requirement…right down to the little rhinestone flower on my big toe.
Seriously, part of my contract with Christie’s Cabaret states that I will present myself to their patrons with a manicure and a pedicure. Because of that…I write it off on my taxes every year. Hey, $75 every 2-3 weeks adds up!