Posts Tagged ‘learntostrip’
Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:
Are they real?
The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they? Read more... (946 words, estimated 3:47 mins reading time)
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
June 16
So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends! Read more... (420 words, estimated 1:41 mins reading time)
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Sunday, June 10th, 2007
June 10
Boston people are so cool.
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game! Read more... (352 words, estimated 1:24 mins reading time)
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Thursday, May 10th, 2007
May 10
Oh What a “Horrible” Night
As the days get hotter underneath the Arizona sun, the strip club patrons seem to vanish. This leaves a surplus of girls working 2 or 3 extra nights to make the same dollar amount that they made during “season.” I have to chuckle, I pretty much work the same shifts every week: Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, and Saturday. Occasionally I have to swap a Monday or Thursday, but I’m pretty consistent. My clients know when they can drop in to see me, and they also know they really have to entice me to drive downtown on a Sunday. Read more... (469 words, estimated 1:53 mins reading time)
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Thursday, April 26th, 2007
April 26
Confidence Makes the Man
What makes a man sexy? Is it his eyes, his hair, his clothes? Maybe for the young and impressionable. Or is it his nice car, nice house, nice bank account? Nope. Confidence is the single most sexy trait in a man.
It amazes me how many handsome, educated, charming men lack confidence with women. I meet them everyday. I listen to them pour their souls out to me over a drink or two (or ten) at work. I just don’t get it. Read more... (369 words, estimated 1:29 mins reading time)
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Monday, April 23rd, 2007
April 23
I had a great conversation with a friend of mine today. He’s divorced, been playing the dating game and pretty much fed up with it all. We started talking about what he’s looking for in a mate, and it got me thinking about a great book called His Needs, Her Needs by Willard F. Harley Jr.
In a nutshell, all humans have 10 emotional needs: Sexual Fulfillment, Recreational Companionship, Physical Attractiveness, Domestic Support, Admiration, Affection, Conversation, Honesty and Openness, Financial Support, Family Commitment. The first five tend to be the primary emotional needs of men, the second five tend to be the primary emotional needs of women. Read more... (535 words, estimated 2:08 mins reading time)
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Sunday, April 22nd, 2007
April 22
I just had the kind of night every good stripper dreams about.
I had just finished one hour in VIP, and my spirits were high. I was already ahead of my monetary goal for the evening. I headed back to the packed main floor and started selling table dances without missing a beat of the first available song.
Cosmo, the absolute hardest working floormen I have EVER seen, discretely taps me on myshoulder and whispers “I have a VIP guy asking for you. He was here last night but you were already signed out with another client.” Read more... (436 words, estimated 1:45 mins reading time)
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Thursday, April 12th, 2007
Current mood: thoughtful
4/12/06
Since my last blog, I’ve been thinking about how stripping has helped my marriage. It REALLY has. I swear.
I can’t tell you how many times a night I hear “Wow, I wish I had one of you at home” or “You’re husband is one lucky man” or “Lets go to Vegas and get married, my private jet awaits” I’m not kidding about that last one either. No-prenup…Anna just turned over in her grave. Read more... (288 words, estimated 1:09 mins reading time)
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