Posts Tagged ‘how do I make money as a stripper’

Is the Grass always Greener?

Sunday, July 27th, 2008

Is The Grass Always Greener?
by Adam Sternberg

Recession Proof your body

Saturday, May 3rd, 2008

 

http://vegasblog.latimes.com/vegas/2008/04/strippers-urged.html

Strippers urged to ‘recession proof’ bodies

09:53 AM PT, Apr 30 2008

Yesterday I got a call from a public relations firm that represents a plastic surgeon. He is going to  strip club dressing rooms and giving Vegas dancers a combination sales pitch and motivational lecture on how to “recession proof” their bodies. Ah, Vegas.

I asked if this jargon meant he was trying to sell lots of boob jobs? But, of course, I wasn’t thinking. That particular surgical intervention has already taken place for many dancers in the topless bars of Vegas. So, in fact, this surgeon offers a far wider range of cosmetic surgical options. I am hoping to go along with the plastic surgeon next week as he gives such a speech at a topless bar.

I am “Officially” on Vacation

Thursday, December 6th, 2007

For two whole weeks.  I haven’t taken two consecutive weeks off since my step father’s funeral in February.  At least this time it’s for something fun!

After reading the Stripperweb thread There’s No Point in Working in December I waffled for about an hour last night.  I haven’t waffled about going in to work in A LONG time.  One the one hand, my personal finance is a-ok for the month, I got most of my Christmas shopping done on Cyber-Monday, I have spending money for vacation, and it sure would be nice to be in bed at 10pm.  On the other hand, I still have to pay my  hairdresser on Friday and my house-sitter on Sunday.  Hmmmm….do I dip into my vacation cash or do I go to work just one more night?

S.A.D.

Friday, November 30th, 2007

No, I’m not sad, I just suffer from Seasonal Affective Disorder.  This is precisely the reason I choose to live in a place that boasts 340 days a year of sunshine.  Today is one of those rare 25 days of rain…sigh…..

I do things that are very out of character when it rains.  This morning I cut my workout short, neglecting my 30 minutes of cardio after 1 hour of weights.  Then I convinced Vinnie to stop at Sonic for a milkshake and french fries.  There’s nothing like dipping greasy salty french fries in a black/white shake at the drive-in on a rainy day in the comfort of heated leather seats.  Its fun to watch the waitresses rollerskating in the rain too.

Superstripper methodology

Monday, November 12th, 2007

What a long weekend!  The Potato Head Posse came back in last night, as did the only Canadian Nascar Racing Team.

I’m supposed to go to Vegas tomorrow.  “Supposed to” means that I have a plane ticket, room and rental car reserved.  But since I travel alone, I’m only out 130 bucks if I decide to stay in Phoenix.  I’m thinking about it….despite my stamina and mindset I can feel my body refusing to cooperate.  The last time I didn’t listen and pushed past my own physical limitations I ended up with a nasty virus for 3 weeks.

NASCARmoney!

Sunday, November 11th, 2007

Sooooo….maybe Race Week is shaping up to be decent after all.  I had a friend tell me last night (after seeing the purple tracksuit photo)  “I forgot how chubby you had gotten last year.”

Yeah….thanks…lets all forget…

So last night began with Jarhead.  I met Jarhead in late November 2004.  I distinctly recall the night we met because it was the first night that the Phoenix PD began raiding the clubs and ticketing dancers for contact violations.  What a complete waste of taxpayer’s money: Let’s give cops your taxdollars to go into strip clubs, order 2 beers, and get lapdances from strippers.  The cops then purposely break the law by grabbing the entertainer’s boob to test her to see if she corrects them and moves their hands away. What a sham!  So anyway, Jarhead and I were sitting upstairs in VIP while this valuable civic duty was being carried out downstairs on the main floor.


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