So, I ended up working the phones for an escort agency last night. 

In a nutshell…the details of how I ended up doing this aren’t very juicy…my hairdresser Gabbie used to do a bunch of local porn stars’ and escorts’ hair extensions.  After listening to them yap about how big a cut their agency collected from their clients ahem donations she decided to open her own ”phone answering and appointment comfirmation” service.  Gabbie no longer works in a salon since her answering service has the phones ringing off the hook 24-hours a day and is much more lucrative.  Read more... (1121 words, estimated 4:29 mins reading time)