Posts Tagged ‘difficult customers’
Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
So it’s been pretty slow over the holiday season. I went in early yesterday to hang out with Joel. He lives in Texas, but is visiting his mom for the holidays. After an early round of golf, he didn’t have much else to do at his mom’s house. Joel is one of the nicest guys I’ve ever met in a strip club. Like Diego, Blaze, Kelly-n-Bill, Doug, RetroCellPhoneGuy, these types are few and far between.
Unfortunately, because they are soooo nice and normal, they don’t give me any juicy strip club I-couldn’t-make-it-up-if-I-tried stories to tell. Read more... (999 words, estimated 4:0 mins reading time)
Tags: customer, difficult customers, exotic dancer, feminism, sex industry, strip club, stripper, Stripper Humor, victim, vip room
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Saturday, September 29th, 2007
Last night was just another blatant example of how the universe makes sure that you get back what you give.
There is a convention in town of Meat Packers. The Porky’s Pork company decided to conclude it’s annual meeting at Christies Cabaret. There were about 6 of the top guys in the club, sitting at two separate tables. The first table of four, good-looking guys in their early to mid thirties went upstairs first. Dang it! I knew I should have stayed and talked to that one guy a little longer. Oh well, can’t win ‘em all….and he was giving me the “What do I get upstairs” line. I hate that line, it’s so tacky. You get a lapdance in a plush recliner away from “Hose-A” and “Hose-B” sitting behind you leering.
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Tags: christie's cabaret, closing sale, customers, dancerwealth, difficult customers, entertaining, phoenix, strip club, superstripper, vip party, vip room
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Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:
Are they real?
The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they? Read more... (947 words, estimated 3:47 mins reading time)
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
June 16
So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends! Read more... (421 words, estimated 1:41 mins reading time)
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Sunday, June 10th, 2007
June 10
Boston people are so cool.
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game! Read more... (353 words, estimated 1:25 mins reading time)
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