Posts Tagged ‘boobs’
Monday, March 10th, 2008
I have the Vegas thing down to a science: reserve the flight more than 14 days in advance, pack light and don’t check a bag, be a member of the rental car express plan, and ask for a quiet room away from the elevators.
Today, I breezed past the twisty line 30 people deep at Dollar rental car (easily an hour wait….I’ve done it before) to the Express member line on the car lot (zero line/zero wait.) Dollar has a lot attendant direct you to a specific car. He asks what kind you reserved, and if it’s available he gives it to you. I always reserve an economy car for a whopping $18 a day with the Express member discount. I never actually get el cheapo car due to my secret weapons. Read more... (226 words, estimated 54 secs reading time)
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Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:
Are they real?
The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they? Read more... (947 words, estimated 3:47 mins reading time)
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
June 16
So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends! Read more... (421 words, estimated 1:41 mins reading time)
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Sunday, June 10th, 2007
June 10
Boston people are so cool.
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game! Read more... (353 words, estimated 1:25 mins reading time)
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Saturday, May 26th, 2007
May 26
“Well, you aren’t imagining them.” is my standard response.
I love when they don’t get my sarcasm, and keep going on with the same silly question…”No really, are your boobs real?”
“Like I said, they’re not imaginary” I reply with a smile.
Whether it’s the beer or just plain stupidity, they ask the same question AGAIN.
At this point I usually let out an exasperated sigh and spell it out for the poor guy, “OK, what is the opposited of real? Imaginary…..right? Well…..they aren’t imaginary.”
Men. They crack me up.
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