Posts Tagged ‘bank account’
Friday, March 7th, 2008
My legal name isn’t Avalon Vigglioti….but she opened a bank account yesterday.
One of my Ebanned clients sent a money order made out to Avalon Vigglioti. I’m already quite a spectacle at the bank when I make my cash deposits in hundreds, fifties, and twenties (wearing a hot pink velour tracksuit of course!) So I took my Phoenix Erotic Entertainer License, my Las Vegas Sheriff’s Card, my PO Box registration form, and the envelope the money order arrived at my PO Box in attempts to prove that I truly am…Avalon Vigglioti. Read more... (506 words, estimated 2:01 mins reading time)
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Wednesday, June 27th, 2007
Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:
Are they real?
The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they? Read more... (946 words, estimated 3:47 mins reading time)
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Saturday, June 16th, 2007
June 16
So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends! Read more... (420 words, estimated 1:41 mins reading time)
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Sunday, June 10th, 2007
June 10
Boston people are so cool.
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game! Read more... (352 words, estimated 1:24 mins reading time)
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