Back to my daily grind: wake up, check market open, work out, run errands, watch market close, do housewife-ly stuff, go to Christie’s. I love my life!
I had a great comment on yesterday’s blog, “What is your real job?” I define a real job as one that reports my income to the IRS via a W-2. A real job also requires me to show up and perform my work duties at a scheduled time. At a real job you get in trouble if you don’t show up at your scheduled time and/or you have to find a substitute. Hence, my real job is a fitness instructor. I teach yoga, pilates, spin, turbokick, lift, and water aerobics for the largest international gym chain in the world. I dread working out alone and for free, so I kill two birds with one stone. Nevertheless, my real job is only 8 hours a week. Read more... (348 words, estimated 1:24 mins reading time)
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Strippers on the Pill Make Less Money
The Missing Link
Squeamish dudes read no furtherThis is why I’m having an off week!
Since this study was released in October 2007 I have been backtesting the researcher’s hypothesis that entertainers can maximize their income by tapping into their natural fertility cycle.
The timing of the Oct 2007 release of this article was perfect! Since switching from hormonal birth control to Magnums XLs last June, I have noticed greater fluctuations in my income than during the 7 years I took oral contraceptives. (On a side note, Mr. Vigglioti and I were not chosen to be Durex Condom Testers last November, so Trojan remains our supplier) Read more... (282 words, estimated 1:08 mins reading time)
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