Category Archives: Stripper Psychology

all blogposts and articles related to the psychological issues strippers must face. this includes the psychology of customers they deal with, of relationships, and how strippers are perceived by the mainstream society

I’m chickensh-t


In true Sagittarian form, I speak freely and honestly with little regard for other people’s feelings.  Due to this tendency, I also stick my foot in my mouth often.  I love to break stereotypes and most of the time I do.  For the most part I don’t care what a person’s pre-concieved notions about (gasp!) strippers are….except for when it comes to my mom.

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Negative Bias


Continuing my thought from yesterday, how do corporations get their employees to perform MORE work for the same wage?  Fear and Money.

Most of the time, the fear of losing their job keeps employees up to par with a rising workload.  Other times, it’s a little thing called a “bonus.”  OK, so if I work harder than my co-workers I might have the opportunity to make more money?  Money talks.  Besides, doesn’t the person who is working harder and producing more than his co-workers deserve to be compensated more? 

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Why would someone pay me $500/hr and not get laid?


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Psychological Triggers


Want “YES?” Activate a Trigger!

Life is a challenge. From the minute our eyes pop open in the morning until they close exhausted at night we deal with an avalanche of decisions. Get out of bed now or snooze? What to wear? What for breakfast—stick to the diet or enjoy? Which route to work? Stop for gas now or on the way home? Listen to the news or a CD? Which CD?

At work it’s the same—get that report out first or answer the emails and voicemail? Take my calls or let the voicemail pick up? What are the boss’s priorities? What are mine? Whose do I execute first?

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Butt of Jokes


I’ve been the butt of jokes around my house lately.  “So, are you ever going back to work honey?” followed by “Stay home, you’re still sick.”  Thursday…I swear I’m going back on Thursday…Kelly the Cotton Man and Bill from Texas are in town for golf.  I never miss an appointment icon wink Butt of Jokes

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Murphy’s Law


My apologies to those who checked my site and popped into Christie’s on Friday expecting me to be there….this pneumonia is kicking my butt!!  I had every intention on working Friday and Saturday night for Nascar, but  my lungs and body refused to co-operate.  I honestly have not been this sick in a long time.

I know….I heard Friday night was packed….and being the SuperStripper I am it’s killing me that I missed it.  But, as someone wiser than myself pointed out: there will be another Nascar. Missing two good nights is not the end of the world.  Think about how many good nights I have caught, and how many mediocre nights I superstripppered into great nights.

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Strippers on the Pill Make Less Money


The Missing Link

Squeamish dudes read no furtherThis is why I’m having an off week!

 

Since this study was released in October 2007 I have been backtesting the researcher’s hypothesis that entertainers can maximize their income by tapping into their natural fertility cycle.

The timing of the Oct 2007 release of this article was perfect!  Since switching from hormonal birth control to Magnums XLs last June, I have noticed greater fluctuations in my income than during the 7 years I took oral contraceptives.  (On a side note, Mr. Vigglioti and I were not chosen to be Durex Condom Testers last November, so Trojan remains our supplier)

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Like Takin Candy from a Baby


Forget what I said Monday….TODAY I had the best trading day of my life.

Bring on the $4 gasoline!  10 points in ONE day!

I rocked Christie’s last night.  It was slow, there were tons of girls complaining in the locker room.  I was tempted to say, “Yeah, you’d be better off just staying up here and hanging out with each other….” but I was too busy giving dances to the guys who walked in the door and were wondering why there weren’t very many girls. 

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I love my Imaginary Job


Back to my daily grind: wake up, check market open, work out, run errands, watch market close, do housewife-ly stuff, go to Christie’s.  I love my life!

I had a great comment on yesterday’s blog, “What is your real job?”  I define a real job as one that reports my income to the IRS via a W-2.  A real job also requires me to show up and perform my work duties at a scheduled time.  At a real job you get in trouble if you don’t show up at your scheduled time and/or you have to find a substitute.  Hence, my real job is a fitness instructor.  I teach yoga, pilates, spin, turbokick, lift, and water aerobics for the largest international gym chain in the world.  I dread working out alone and for free, so I kill two birds with one stone.  Nevertheless, my real job is only 8 hours a week.

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Dancing in AZ


I had a really AWESOME night last night. I hung out with Mike Brady the architect for a few hours.  After Mike Brady left, I went onstage and received a generous stage tip from Igor.  He has been in town all week watching the Chicago Cubs.  We met briefly on Tuesday night.  He had told me he might stop back in…

“Would you like your dance here, or would you prefer to go upstairs where we sat on Tuesday night?”  I asked Igor.

“Eh, it’s up to you.  Whatever you want.”  Igor responded.

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