The Stock Market has been boring me for two weeks now. I’m glad I sold puts and collected two weeks of time decay instead of buying calls. This puts theta on my side as the indices bounce around at support.
I got an email from a reader who said that with this recession, she felt like she has been demoted from SuperStripper to SubsistenceStripper. I thought about that for a while, and realized that some of my habits regarding dancing have shifted as well. Given the current economic conditions, THAT’S OKAY! You are still ahead of thousands of Americans who CAN’T even subside on their earnings!
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