Archive for the ‘Stripper Humor’ Category

The Best Stripper Gear Store I’ve Found!

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Just wanted to pass along this link.  I found and ordered from this brand new Stripper Clothing Store.

I did a compare and contrast and hands down it has the best prices on the Internet!

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Fun Rolling Around in Stripper Money

Friday, March 27th, 2009

Yes it is cheesy, yes it is materialistic, and
YES….You KNOW you’ve always wanted to do this too!

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I love my new belt…notice how the earrings and necklace match!

Stripper Cartoons

Thursday, March 26th, 2009

Been Mega-Busy this week! Here are some funny stripper cartoons I ran across!

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In Defense of Large Fake Breasts

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

After a long day of cleaning the house for Mom’ impending arrival, I thought I would refresh this oldie but goodie from the archives: June 27, 2007 to be exact.

Thanks mainly to the propaganda of ugly, flat-chested, Barbie doll-hating feminists, a single question is being asked by more and more people upon seeing a well-endowed woman:

Are they real?

The controversy arises not because the woman’s breasts are discolored, lopsided, furry, hexagonal, or metallic, but because they are simply large (and/or well-rounded). One question: since when are plastic surgeons installing holograms? Ok, so silicone isn’t natural, but it exists for Christ’s sake. Fake breasts are real in the sense that they aren’t illusions or made out of tofu. They’re there, aren’t they?

The Dirty Sanchez

Sunday, December 21st, 2008

Is my favorite roll at Blue Wasabi

Although I feel like a perv ordering it.
DIRTY SANCHEZ ROLL
Eel, avocado, krab, jalapeno and cream cheese, tempura’d with a
sweet soy glaze

I must admit, I had to google “dirty sanchez” to figure out its sexual innuendo.  How could someone name food after that??

Reflection

Thursday, December 11th, 2008

What is a SuperStripper?

SuperStrippers treat stripping like a business, not a job or a hobby. We have checking, savings, money market, retirement and brokerage accounts. We utilize the tax benefits of being a business owner. We have health insurance, life insurance, and disability insurance. We own our own homes and collect rental properties. We channel our cash flow from the Strip Club into investments and other assets to achieve passive income. Our ultimate goal is to have our passive income replace our earned income from dancing.

Massage Talk

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

I had my monthly massage with Sergi today.  We were talking about jobs way more sexual than stripping, but strangely more socially acceptable:

Massage Therapist: clients lay naked in a dark room under a sheet and while the therapist rubs them with scented oils.

Esthetician: Women (and men) lie spread eagle on a table while the esthetician applies hot wax to their privates.  Ditto for laser hair removal specialists.  Sergi was telling me how one of his massage clients constantly complains about her client who always gets an erection while the two female estheticians wax his pubic hair.

Oh Richie

Wednesday, March 26th, 2008

Oh Richie

Update:  My timing is impeccable!  Christie’s won the Phoenix New Times Best Place to Sip Cristal award.  Sip away…just leave your car in the lot!

Richie Sambora arrested on suspicion of DUI

Associated Press
Mar. 26, 2008 12:00 AM

LAGUNA BEACH, Calif.- Bon Jovi lead guitarist Richie Sambora has been arrested in Laguna Beach, Calif., for investigation of driving under the influence of alcohol.

Sgt. Jason Kravetz says Sambora was arrested just before 11 p.m. Tuesday. Three females, including two minors, were in the black Hummer with him.

This Week’s Best Boobie Upgrade

Monday, March 10th, 2008

I have the Vegas thing down to a science: reserve the flight more than 14 days in advance, pack light and don’t check a bag, be a member of the rental car express plan, and ask for a quiet room away from the elevators.

Today, I breezed past the twisty line 30 people deep at Dollar rental car (easily an hour wait….I’ve done it before) to the Express member line on the car lot (zero line/zero wait.)  Dollar has a lot attendant direct you to a specific car.  He asks what kind you reserved, and if it’s available he gives it to you.  I always reserve an economy car for a whopping $18 a day with the Express member discount.  I never actually get el cheapo car due to my secret weapons.

Desperately Seeking a Good Strip Club DJ

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

I’ve never seen so many entertainers lose money due to a bad DJ as I did at Christie’s Cabaret last night. 

Due to strip club politics, Christie’s fired DJ Billy last month and replaced him with DJ Fabio from the Greensboro club.  There is no such thing as tenure or seniority in this business.  Basically if you are on corporate’s good side, you get brownie points.  DJ Fabio racked up a ton of brownie points over the last 10 years and wanted to move to Phoenix.  So, they fired DJ Billy to make room for DJ Fabio.  If it had been an even trade of talent, I would have no reason to complain. 


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