Category Archives: Stripper Fitness

Blogs, articles, and tips about how to keep a stripper body. Your body is your business, so keep it in shape. Also general health and fitness tips for the general population.

How to Get a Stripper Body




After totally porking out in Jamaica, I’ve spent the last week and a half getting BACK in DancerFit shape.

Being away from my gym, my trainer, and my group exercise classes for a month was an extreme mental challenge for me.  Working out is as automatic as brushing my teeth.  I wake up…and I just do it!  But being back East with mom, and not having 25 people waiting for me to arrive to teach the class I fell into lazy workout mode.

StripperFit Part 2-Fat Burning Cardio Rules


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I just typed this out to a SuperStripper friend of mine, and just had to share.


Rule 1: Don’t even bother looking at the Calories Burned lcd panel on any cardio tool. It’s off 10-30%. Instead log the time you are on there and pay attention to your heartrate. I recommend http://www.bodybugg.com/ If you want to have a completely accurate idea of how many calories you are burning 24-7.

StripperFit




I am the first person to tell you that it doesn’t matter what your body fat percentage is to become a stripper.  In EVERY club I have worked, there are entertainers who make very good money and don’t have the stereotypical hard body that is portrayed in the media.

I do feel it is important for everyone (not just strippers) to take responsibility for their personal health and fitness.  I have worked in the health club industry for 13 years, both as a group exercise instructor and personal trainer.

Work Out Maniac




I’m the type of person who needs external motivation to get things accomplished.  As much as I like working out, I really don’t have intrinsic motivation to be at the gym 3 hours a day while maintaining a 1200-1400 calorie diet.  Luckily switching clubs has extrinsically kicked my butt back into Work Out Maniac Mode again.  Today I logged 2 hours of cardio and 1 hour of weights with my personal trainer.

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…Like a Chicken with it’s head cut off




In true Sagittarian form, I’m running on all 8 cylinders today.  To Recap:

Due to popular email request, Avalon’s Panty Store is back open for business on www.ebanned.com I listed four items last night including my all time favorite red Swarovski rhinestone g-string.  Unfortunately the clips on the little o-ring clasp broke which renders it completely dysfunctional for topless table dancing.  If I worked at a nude club where I actually took my g-string off I guess it wouldn’t be dysfunctional….  Also listed are my 3 month-used Swarovski rhinestone 6 inch stilettos size 10 for all my foot fetish friends like the Mexican Octopus!  

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