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true stories and evening recaps of a SuperStripper at work

Diary of the Fiesta Bowl Stripper Day 2


After two nights of roughly 4.5 hours of sleep, I didn’t do much during the overcast and chilly day but attempt to nap on the couch.

8:45pm: Clock in.  No house fee!  A lot of the Scottsdale bars are throwing Buckeye and Longhorn pre-parties.  Scheduled to end around 11pm.  Two groups of medical device salesmen from the medical device conference at Desert Ridge are taking up space around the stage.  They tipped me onstage, and my options were: 1 sit in the back with strippers complaining it’s slow or 2. talk to the cute medial device salesman.  I chose 2.  The only problem with men who work in the sales field is that they know how to play the game.  He totally called me on my reverse close technique.   And no, it didn’t work.

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Diary of the Fiesta Bowl Stripper Day 1


Since Babes has FREE HOUSE FEES I didn’t have to bust my tail to be clocked in by 7:59.  So while I got ready Mr V. cooked me lean pork chops and asparagus for dinner (bite your tongue Makenzie, I’m NOT Vegan and love protein!!)

8:30pm: Already Wasted Girl in the lockerroom slurrs, “I don’t remember your name but your my new best friend……I remember when I started at Christies and you were the only one who was nice to me…..” trip, fall on the floor, “ow”  Who is she?  I’ve never seen her before in my life.

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Amusing at Best


This industry is amusing, at best.

The evening started out slow.  In fact the Christie’s managers accounted for half of our customers at 9pm.  I don’t know why they were all at Babe’s on a Friday night….maybe their clubs were even slower?  Or perhaps they wanted to catch some of the girls who defected to Babe’s over the past few months.  It worked, there were a handful of CC-defectors hiding in the locker room so they didn’t get caught violating the no-compete clause in the CC entertainer contract.  Personally, I just smiled and waved.

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Admin Support


Its a REALLY refreshing change to work in a club environment that backs it’s entertainers.

This nutty guy with cross-eyes tips me a dollar on the side stage by the bar.  When I’m done, I immediately approach him and ask, “You’re ready for your private dance now, aren’t you?”  Since he didn’t have a chair and was just hanging out at the bar, I led him over to the $20 couch dance section.  CrossEyes was pretty loopy, so I held his arm to steady his balance as we walked over to the couches.  After 3 dances, he reaches in his pocket for a total of two fives and three singles.

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Learn the DancerWealth System, Work the DancerWealth System


I posted in my status on Tuesday night that I was taking the week off, to which my StripperFriend Mackenzie commented “What? The day before Thanksgiving is the biggest Go Out and Party Night of the Year!”  True.  The past few years, that Wednesday night has been extremely profitable for me.  However, with my friend Rich who I haven’t seen in 2 years coming into town, and next week’s scheduled visit from The Whale, I decided to let Life come before Work.

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Most Horrible, Most Miserable Place on Earth

Mayor Mary Manross was unavailable for comment.

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Nevertheless, I had a great weekend at Babe’s Cabaret and soaked up the afternoon sunshine by my pool.  Yep, late November is still bikini season.  LOVE IT!

Same old story at the Strip Club this weekend.  Friday night I met Bob, who stopped in on the way home from work.  He told his wife he was working late (9:15pm on Friday?) and she kept repeatedly calling and texting his cell phone.

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Who Stole My Blog?


I don’t know where yesterday’s post went!  It literally just vanished!  How strange!

Last night was a fun night for me at Babe’s Cabaret.  Around 8pm the first two customers of the evening walked in.  I mean that sincerely: there were two customers.  Half an hour later I was signed out in VIP with another CCP-defector.

I sat with Myrle from Mississippi, the pilot for Jud the Highway Billboard Salesman’s private plane.  Jud sells those huge Hi-Definition LCD billboards that used to only be in Vegas but now seem to be blinking in my own far-flung suburban auto-mall.  I like sitting with the guy who’s not paying for everything.  Myrle was appreciative, respectful, and exuded all the qualities of a southern gentleman which are so rare to find these days.

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Work Out Maniac


I’m the type of person who needs external motivation to get things accomplished.  As much as I like working out, I really don’t have intrinsic motivation to be at the gym 3 hours a day while maintaining a 1200-1400 calorie diet.  Luckily switching clubs has extrinsically kicked my butt back into Work Out Maniac Mode again.  Today I logged 2 hours of cardio and 1 hour of weights with my personal trainer.

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My first “bad” night?


So last night was my first “bad” night at Babes….but my take home profits were still double what I had been averaging at CCP.  “Bad” has a negative connotation.  It wasn’t bad it was just slow, and there were a lot of stunningly gorgeous girls on shift for such a teeny club.

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NASCAR Wrap Up


I rarely work on Sundays, except when a large event like NASCAR is in town.  So I took a nap in the afternoon (it was so nice to sleep during that out-of-season rainstorm) and hit Babe’s Cabaret by 8pm.

There weren’t very many girls, and the club was 1/4 full.  A shaggy guy missing his left front tooth tipped me during my first stage set.  Jimbo was from New Mexico and staying one more night after the race.  We did two couch dances.

Then a handsome, bodybuilder-type waved me over.  “You’re just what I like!” He said.  “Great!  Let’s go over here so your friends can’t watch us!”

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