Archive for the ‘Avalon’s Random Thoughts’ Category

How Do Strippers File Taxes?

Wednesday, January 11th, 2012

Its the time of year to get your business back on track!

We are happy to announce that the 2012 version of the popular SuperStripper Business Expense log is now available for purchase at

http://www.cafepress.com/stripgrowrich.610552898

 

Are Strippers in Texas Making Better Money Than The Rest of the US?

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

I ran across this article in USA Today: Texas Bucks National Unemployment Trend this morning as one of  my bestest SuperStripper friends packed her bags from her  Strip Trip to Dallas.  She stayed with me here in The Big D for 3 weeks because the clubs in the Arizona Desert seem to be withering not only from the heat, but from the tourist-based desert economy.  Being a top earner (with 10 years of experience) in her home club, she naturally rocked the house here in Dallas.

DancerWealth 3.0 is LIVE

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

Hello Superstrippers and Wanabees!

Long time, no blog.  Why?  I have been taking a much needed vacation and I’m getting ready to relocate out of the scorching AZ sun again.  As I was basking in the Mediterranean (just kidding, there were riots in Barcelona when I was there), I thought to myself…

 

“Self!  The last post you put on SGR’s blog made it look like you retired!”

That is far from true and I wanted to make sure and put a link to our online school for dancers who want to make more money every time they work a shift:

What does Stripper Retirement look like?

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

I picked up my dog-eared copy of The Four Hour Workweek by Tim Ferriss this weekend. I read it several years ago when I was in my SuperStripper Zone working my ass off and making mad cash. It’s interesting how much you can get out of a second read when you have a different life perspective. What I learned the first time I read is was how to build a business that made money while I slept. What I learned the second time I read it is life changing.

Cowboys LapDance Girl

Tuesday, November 16th, 2010

And we wonder why the foot traffic in strip clubs is not what it used to be…

  • Major grinding dance moves (not to mention making out)that would get most strippers fired
  • A DOLLAR tip for that show?
  • Cellphone cameras make the memories last forever (as does youtube)

Lessons we can Learn

  • Most guys don’t care what color bikini you are wearing, especially if a the girl next door in a football tshirt can cause this much of a stir
  • The club environment is safer free of  idiots with cameras

Stripper School Lesson: Don’t Have $1M Diamond in Your Pants

Saturday, October 16th, 2010

A California diamond merchant came to Las Vegas last year with a fortune in his pants.

He lost it at the Spearmint Rhino “gentleman’s club,” setting off a multi-million dollar theft investigation that has a former NFL football player and his schoolteacher wife facing possible prison terms.

The Las Vegas diamond caper began on June 2, 2009 when high-end jewelry dealer Eli Abdalnour blew into town carrying $10 million in rare stones in “a small black zip-up jewelry bag … in the front of his pants,” according to court documents.

Stripper School: Do you need it?

Monday, October 11th, 2010
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Free Stripper School!

Do You need stripper school?

Your first answer might be absolutely not!

You’re cute,  you know how to flirt, and you’re pretty confident in your feminine wiles to help you get that cash from that strip club customer, aren’t you?

On the other hand, the economy is in the dumps, and the number of clients is down too.  Add to that the proliferation of strip clubs and growing number of competitors you have and your answer might be “maybe I do need stripper school!”

Update from the Gentlemen’s Club Expo!

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

The Lodge won Club of the Year Central Division!

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Gentlemen’s Club Expo:August 22-25, 2010

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

f9c90 ED Expo 2010 Logo  Gentlemens Club Expo:August 22 25, 2010We at SGR are REALLY excited to be a part of the 2020 Gentlemen’s Club Expo in Las Vegas at the end of this month.  If you work at a strip club, then you should become  familiar with this this annual convention. It is the largest gathering of the year for the owners and operators in the multi billion dollar nightclub industry.  We are proud to be part of The Lodge’s booth.   So if you live in Vegas, or are planning on attending the Expo, be sure to stop by and say hello.

Stripper Salary- After Stripper Bootcamp Testimonial

Monday, August 2nd, 2010

I received one of those “A-ha!” moment texts the other day.

Being an online business owner is tough sometimes, especially when your online business is trying to sell a self-development product to strippers.  There will always be a critic, and we certainly have our fair share of those!  Sometimes it is disheartening to read a comment from someone who thinks that we are trying to “hustle” our peers.  Granted, it takes a small minded person to think that way but nevertheless we are always making efforts to remain the most credible Stripper School on the planet!!


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