Cactus League Spring Training and Strip Clubs

Saturday night at Babe’s Cabaret in Scottsdale Arizona was chock full of the SuperStripper’s target demographic: middle aged white guys in golf shirts and/or baseball jerseys.

Just shortly after midnight, I exited from stage two and made eye contact with the cute mid-twentyish blondie seated at the tip rail.  Strangely, on the tip rail in front of him was an envelope with his full name, hometown, and a 3rd place badge.

“Hi, What’s your name?” I purred.

“Corey” he slurred.

“Corey Hart from Ogden, UT?” I asked

His eyes lit up, “Whoooaaaa….how did you know that?  Oh my god!  Am I famous already?” he said holding up his third place ribbon.

“Uh….it’s right here on your envelope,” I said, pointing to the envelope on the tip rail that was glowing in the black light.

“I just placed third in the Frisbee-golf tournament!” He slurred excitedly….”and that’s the best of the best players in the world!”

“Awesome!  Lets go spend some of that prize money!” I said as I led him to the couches.

March is my favorite month of the Arizona Tourist Season!  Why can’t it always be like this?

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