Terri Hatcher to lock lips with female stripper on ‘Desperate Housewives’

Teri Hatcher has reportedly filmed a lesbian kiss as part of an upcoming Desperate Housewives storyline, reportedly with former Dexter star Julie Denz, reading between the lines of TV Guide magazine.

Hatcher locked lips with fellow Housewives co-star Eva Longoria last season, which Longoria told the press she “hated filming”.  Ouch.  Those are some strong words.  Is Hatcher that bad a kisser?

Apparently, Denz has been cast in the role of Debbie,  a (highly educated) stripper with a heart of gold at the topless strip club Susan inherited from her not-so-dearly-dearly departed philandering ex-husband, Carl.

Debbie and Susan become friends, and before you know it, the ever-gullible Suan offers her a more legitimate career move. However, Debbie perceives all the wrong signals, thus bringing on the kiss.

Denz has only signed on for a three-episode arc, so don’t expect much to come from the one-sided affection.  In fact, expect to watch Hatcher go into full freak-out mode and start pulling weeds and start stomping up and down Wisteria Avenue in her rollers, bathrobe and slippers, with that vein in her forehead looking dangerously close to rupturing in all its HD gory, er, glory.

The veteran show has taken some pretty interesting plot twists this season, enough to keep most of us tuning in . The Marc Cherry-helmed dramedy airs Sunday nights at 9:00 p.m. E.S.T on ABC.