My good friend Panda made a stop into the strip club with a few of his associates.  Panda is great fun!   So I rounded up a few of my Dancer Wealth students from the club, and we headed to the VIP room.  Panda is the prototype of a BLUE.  He just wants everyone to have as much fun as he is having, no limits, just put it on the Amex Black Card. Panda is not only the dancer’s dream client, but every club needs a Panda to be their regular client.

We had a lot of laughs trying to explain to my students where the nickname came from. This particular evening however, Panda had been drinking since the business lunch and was in rare form.  He stood up and started singing the Sexual Harassment Panda song from South Park.  If you aren’t familiar with this character, take 2 1/2 minutes for a quick laugh.

After two bottles of Dom, we were all singing the Sexual Harassment Panda song, discussing appropriate and inappropriate venue’s for bearing one’s breasts, swing dancing in the aisle, and creating a mini mosh-pit of six.

At the end of the night, Panda says, “You did it to me AGAIN!”

“What’s that?” I asked with a sly smile.  I knew what was coming…..

“We had so much fun hanging out, dancing around, being stooopid….” he joked with me, “That you forgot to dance for me AGAIN!  I’ll bet by now your average lapdance rate is about a 2 grand.”

“Lets see,” I said  putting my arm on his shoulder, “I danced for you twice when I met you in January.  Twice when we hung out in May…so there is four dances….not quite 2k but definitely four figures.”

Thus, there is still a market for the courtesan/geisha experience.

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