Saturday evening was a rockin’ night at Babe’s Cabaret in Scottsdale. Despite the 115 degree daytime heat, the desert dwellers and a random assortment of crazy out of town golfers trying to get a good rate filled the club by midnight.
Saturday night, as I have mentioned previously is usually couples night. This particular evening it was CRAZY Couples night! First was the table of four desperate housewives. They were the typical not-been-to-many-stripclubs in their life but by-golly-I’m-gonna-break-loose types! Although a bit demure at first, after a few drinks they were tipping the girls, and having fun. Then they started getting a little bit gropier as they tipped…even though they were told they still had to follow the club rules just like the guys. Then, they started taking their own tops off. That didn’t last very long….
Then there was a couple by the stage. They tipped well everytime I went onstage. They were in their mid-late twenties, good looking, and great fun. The female was pretty, and dressed like a stripper with a very low cut drape-style halter top and micro-minishorts. When I asked her where she danced, she looked at me in shock and said “Oh…I could NEVER do this! I work at the mall!”
Ironically though, on my next stage rotation, she took her fake breasts out of the drape-style haltertop, squeezed them together, and placed the dollar tip for me between them.
If you follow me on Twitter…I’m sure you know where this is heading.
At the end of the night, for security purposes we have to wait until the parking lot is clear before we can be escorted to our cars. First we watch on the security cameras, and when it looks clear, the bouncer will open the door and scan the lot for anything that is out of the camera range.
“Are you F-ing kidding me!” he says pushing the door open.
The girl by the stage who “could never be a stripper!” is bent over the hood of her boyfriends car in the middle of the parking lot. She’s still wearing the drapey halter top, but her shorts are nowhere to be found. His pants are down around his ankles as he humps away.
Don’t EVER hold up a club full of strippers who are ready to go home.
“Put your pants on!” “Get a room!” and other obscenities were exchanged.
So why is it that some girls pride themselves by saying, “I could never be a stripper” but then elicit behavior that would get us fired?
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I’ve been following ur Tweets for awhile and although I do my thing on the net and you strip on a stage in person (ur job.. way more physically challenging than mine! mad props!!) our jobs n experiences have a lot of similarities. I have seen these kinda women in the strip club.. giving each other or the men they came in with lapdances or getting half naked while you girls are trying to dance and keep the attention on YOURSELF.. ugh!
I compare this to the girls that come into my webcam chatroom while I’m trying to work the crowd and they start talking about themselves.. “Hey Aaliyah I’d love to do girl/girl with you.. would you guys like that? Hey Aaliyah did you tell the guys I sent you naked pics of myself last night? Yeah, they’re DD’s!” Suddenly all of the guys are trying to chat with HER..
But I would never go into a chatroom and start flirting with random guys and posting naked pics unless it was my job.. but these girls always say “Oh I couldn’t do YOUR JOB!” LOL
female customers are some of the craziest bitches you will ever meet. and my stripper friends and i always laugh at the non stripper girls dressed like strippers wen we go out and none of us look like strippers.
OMG. How is it again that we have “a reputation”?? You’d never catch me or any of my friends in a parking lot like that. Hopefully someone called the cops.
Wow I can’t believe sometimes how these ladies ( or lack there of behavior wise) decide to act. I had a couple the other night she had no panties on and while I danced he unzipped himself and every time I tried to turn around was fingering her despite mine and numerous security warnings then she decides to try and wrap her legs around me. I got the money for my time ( 1/2 hour) and left ASAP after doing about 15 mins of it. You have to love your customers ( male and female) who DO have manners.
The bouncer at my club has a good way to deal with guy trying to finger pantyless girlfriend: he will walk over, shine the flashlight right on his hand/her crotch and say: “You’ve got two choices: you can follow our club rules, or you can share her with everyone else”
That is classic. Gotta love security that does there job well
But what if he decides to share?
That’s when the SWAT team breaks in through the ceiling…