Babes Cabaret loves Bridget the Midget
Bridget the Midget featured at Babe’s Cabaret on Tuesday and Wednesday night this week. She was AWESOME! In the past, I’ve worked with features that ranged from mildly standoff-ish to downright prima-donna. I don’t remember her name, but recall one feature entertainer at HustlerSF demanding that she have her own dressing room. So they actually closed one of the two Champagne Rooms in order to accommodate her!
I don’t understand the midget fetish. It’s different than just “I like Asians” or “I prefer tall blondes with big boobs.” Regardless, it attracted a different…more distinctly hip-hop crowd to the normal middle aged golfer crowd that tends to frequent Babe’s Cabaret in Scottsdale, Arizona.
During her Midnight show tonight, I noticed a good looking mid-twentish white guy sitting next to the stage with a confused look on his face. It was clear that he didn’t know that Bridget was a famous midget porn star….he just saw a 3 foot 9 tatooed redhead bopping around to Gwen Stefani…and than he got caught in a misdirected rain shower.
“Can I fill your empty lap?” I asked him. He eyeballed me up and down, and looked a little bit relieved.
“Uh…yeah” he said, picking a few of the scattered Washingtons out of his lap. Note: if you’re gonna make it rain….don’t mess up. Poor kid walked in the door, sat down, saw a midget onstage, and then got whacked in the head with half a stack of dollar bills.
“Is this club always like this?” he asked incredulously.
“What do you mean?” I asked. I knew exactly what he was referring to. Most clubs don’t have a midget on staff.
“Uh…well” he stammered, “Not to be rude, but do you have a lot of dwarfs here? I’m from the Midwest and I’ve never seen anything like this before!”
“Well, she’s a midget not a dwarf.” I clarified.
“Whats the difference?” he asked.
“Believe it or not! I actually know this! Midgets are proportionate small people. My roommate in college was 4 foot 9 and a half, which is half an inch above the legal cut off to be considered a midget. Dwarves have disproportionately smaller limbs to their torsos.” I replied
“So…I’ve never been to a strip club and seen a midget dancer before” he repeated.
“And you may not ever again, so you will always remember Babe’s in Scottsdale.” (song ended) “I should probably take my top off now, huh?”
Two Six Footers and Bridget the Midget
A little while Splenetic Wheelchair Guy was sprawled out on the couch and waving me over. He was wasted. I smiled, he pulled me down onto his lap. I started to chat since it was the middle of the song. I got as far as: he was from Houston and in town visiting his son.
“So are you going to dance for me?” he grunted. Some customers don’t want chit chat. They don’t want to be entertained. And they don’t want to spend a lot of money in the process. I knew at that point that Splenetic Wheelchair Guy was not my ideal customer, but I agreed. I remembered my advice from the SuperStripper Safety Videos- Be Prepared
No more than 5 seconds into the song, he reaches up and tries to grab my boobs. Since I have SuperStripper Eyes in the back of my head, I anticipated that he was going to try that move, and deftly interlaced my fingers with his and guided his hand back to the couch, “Sorry Toto…we’re not in Houston anymore.”
At the end of the first song, I used the Reason Why Hot Button to close another dance. Piece of cake. I can tolerate another 3 minutes, although he started becoming rather splenetic that the contact levels of the $20 Scottsdale airdance were dissimilar to the $20 contact levels he was accustomed to in Houston.
Oh well….when in Rome…
Wow that lady has some serious ABS! This story proves once again that men like variety…even novelty! Not sure about that hiphop connection, but could it be that she’s not intimidating?
As long as she’s nice and graceful, there would be no reason not to approach a woman who is confident enough to want the term ‘midget’. It might be fun to hear about life from a different perspective from someone who has seen it all from 3 feet below where most of us do!
You’re looking great too, Avalon! You always have such great posture.
I LOVE your outfit here it’s gorgeous did you make it?.
Bridget is really cool I met her before also. There was a little person who danced with us at Cheetahs Las Vegas and she was obnoxious so it’s nice to see someone of the fetish variety actually representing nicely. You handled drunk guy well, some of the guys from Texas are so rude I don’t know if it’s different in there clubs and I have met one guy who was a pleasure to deal with. I have grow the eyes in the back of my head too.
No, I borrowed it! I love wearing tie front robes though….easy on/easy off!
Yoga and Pilates taught me how to stand tall. Even in my early 20s I slouched because as a kid I was taller than everyone else, so I would do whatever I could to blend in.
My husband is the same way he tells me he slouches due to being 6 foot 8 and not wanting to intimidate others. I stand proudly tall I wish I were taller actually. I love pilates and yoga it’s a great workout
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