I’m the type of person who needs external motivation to get things accomplished. As much as I like working out, I really don’t have intrinsic motivation to be at the gym 3 hours a day while maintaining a 1200-1400 calorie diet. Luckily switching clubs has extrinsically kicked my butt back into Work Out Maniac Mode again. Today I logged 2 hours of cardio and 1 hour of weights with my personal trainer.
Being curvy usually works to my advantage. Saturday night for example, I was observing a bachelor party of twelve Typical Scottsdale Douchebag Trust Fund Babies. The girls that jumped on them as soon as they sat down with the “Wanna Dance?” technique got turned down asap. Every few songs, one or two guys in the party bought a sporadic single dance. Even though Typical Scottsdale Douchebag Trust Fund Babies tend to like the Chain-Smoking Anorexic CokeHead Stripper type, I figured I’d give it a shot anyways. So I walked up to the one guy in the party who’s eye I caught the first time I walked past the table. As I approached, his body language softened up: he leaned back in the chair making room for me to sit on his lap
Avalon: Hey There! (I said, sitting down on his lap)
Typical Scottsdale Douchebag Trust Fund Baby: Finally!
Avalon: Finally what?
Typical Scottsdale Douchebag Trust Fund Baby: A girl with an @$$! Seriously, why do all the girls in here have flat asses? (Whattya know, he’s nice, not a douchebag at all)
Avalon: Well, you are in Scottsdale where women starve themselves to a size zero and then get butt implants.
Atypical Nice Scottsdale Trust Fund Baby: I hate that! I turned down the last 3 girls because they looked like 12 year old boys with implants. Just eat a burger and have some real curves! Let’s go over there for a dance.
Some clubs just like to market a particular body type, and regardless of experience or sales ability they will not hire anyone who does not fit their image. The Spearmint Rhino in Vegas is the prototype of this kind of club. Basically if you weigh more than 120 lbs they don’t want you.
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