You may recall I posted a similar blog around this time last year, please revisit Job Security Part 1.
When I heard on CNN today that unemployment is the highest in 25 years, I decided to revisit this blog for a few reasons.
1. Because I have to eat my words that it’s impossible to get fired from Christie’s. I had a conflict of interest with the direction the club was moving (i.e. I’m not a trained monkey willing to do $5 dances in order to hawk cheezy merchandise)
2. Because the 4th time was a charm for DJ Aaron, as he is once again spinning late 90s tunes at CCP.
3. Because I’m positive proof that even if you do get fired during these uncertain economic times….another 6 figure job is right around the corner for an attractive entertainer with good social and sales skills. That golden waist-to-hip ratio of 0.9 helps too. It took all of 30 seconds to get hired and no resume required.
4. Just this past weekend, Jeb the banker from Indiana said to me, “You can’t do this forever sweetheart! Why don’t you come to Indiana so I can take care of you!”
Whenever someone tries to pull that line on me, I always think of Jamie and promptly respond, “Watch me, because I don’t need anyone to take care of me”
How bout that Dow Today? Of course I had (and am still holding) puts that I bought last week. I sold my Coach and Nike puts a bit early yesterday, but I can still buy about 2 handbags and 5 pairs of sneakers with the profits. My big juicy I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow position is my call on FXP, which is an inverse leveraged product on the Chinese market. So yes, I bought a leveraged product on a leveraged product. It’s sick.
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