The Missing Link
Squeamish dudes read no furtherThis is why I’m having an off week!
Since this study was released in October 2007 I have been backtesting the researcher’s hypothesis that entertainers can maximize their income by tapping into their natural fertility cycle.
The timing of the Oct 2007 release of this article was perfect! Since switching from hormonal birth control to Magnums XLs last June, I have noticed greater fluctuations in my income than during the 7 years I took oral contraceptives. (On a side note, Mr. Vigglioti and I were not chosen to be Durex Condom Testers last November, so Trojan remains our supplier)
My results are skewed due to small sample size. I only have 9 months of raw data. Nevertheless on average I make 100% more on days when I am ovulating than on red days when I force myself to go into work. This month the results are even more drastic! I made 500% more the week I worked in Vegas while ovulating compared to this week in Phoenix. Now other variables like dance price and tourist traffic contributed to that discrepency. However, when I compare my CES Vegas trip to my WOC Vegas trip, I made 300% more during World of Concrete when I was ovulating than I did two weeks earlier.
So now my question is…should I go into work tonight?
I have this personality flaw. Mischa pointed out to me last night, “You’re just afraid of missing something aren’t you?”
Yep. Two off nights in a row…. Odds are tonite is going to be a hit…and I don’t wanna miss it!
And if you’re a dude and you’re squirming….I warned you!
Tags: menstrual cycle, money, strip club, stripper, superstripper
