My Day of Rest and the story behind the Lap Dance Police

I slept in til noon and for the first time in 14 days straight, I’m NOT going to the gym.

I googled James Hays, the Phoenix District Attorney in charge of Sexually Oriented Business Laws.  He’s the one that pioneered the Lap Dance Police.  I don’t know how reliable this website is, the article appears to be authored by someone Mr Hays prosecuted.  Nevertheless, it tells a juicy story behind my favorite Italian Restaurant Avanti’s, the Phoenix Suns game fixing scandal, and why Mr Hays doesn’t like sex workers who don’t put out. 

Hmmm, I fall into that category.  In the words of the great Tom Leykis, “Strippers are just hookers who don’t put out.”  The greater Phoenix area no longer broadcasts his show since 101.5 turned into a hip hop station.  So I’m actually listening to him now via www.blowmeuptom.com

I love my day off.

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