…Like a Chicken with it’s head cut off

In true Sagittarian form, I’m running on all 8 cylinders today.  To Recap:

Due to popular email request, Avalon’s Panty Store is back open for business on www.ebanned.com I listed four items last night including my all time favorite red Swarovski rhinestone g-string.  Unfortunately the clips on the little o-ring clasp broke which renders it completely dysfunctional for topless table dancing.  If I worked at a nude club where I actually took my g-string off I guess it wouldn’t be dysfunctional….  Also listed are my 3 month-used Swarovski rhinestone 6 inch stilettos size 10 for all my foot fetish friends like the Mexican Octopus!  

Sorry, can’t post the pics of the rhinestone g-string.  Too risque for myspace (but nothin’ ya haven’t seen at CCP)  Isn’t it ironic that you can sell ANYTHING if you slap a picture of a topless chick on it?

Just a forewarning to those of you (aka my friends who right now are thinking, “OMG….she’s not actually doing this“) who are not serious bidders: in order to view my auctions you must undergo age/credit card verification before you are allowed access to ebanned.  FYI…before I became a seller I wanted to check the site out to make sure it was legit.  So I gave them my cc info, and have not had any identity theft or fraudulous charges since I joined in October.  I just sent off the paperwork today to become a verified seller.

I’ve made a new friend at the gym: PinkMom from The Biggest Loser.  I’ve never watched the show, but PinkMom takes my Spin class every week. Both she and PinkDaughter are working their BUTTS off 5 hours a day.  So after 60 minutes of spin class today we did 30 minutes of low intensity fat burn cardio together on the elliptical trainer.  They both look fantastic and I’m doing all I can to help them win the $100K on the season finale. 

I’m heading out shortly to meet with Jack LaLaine my personal trainer for an hour of weights, then it’s off to Dr. Crack my chiropractor, an hour massage with Sergi @ Massage Envy (he’s AWESOME if you are looking for a deep tissue therapist in the East Valley) and then I have a hot date with Vinnie tonight before I fly to VEGAS tomorrow for two daily doubles at Treasures

(….breathe)  It’s a good thing the markets are closed today, or else I’d really be going insane!

Happy Birthday Mr. Vigglioti!  I couldn’t have accomplished any of this without your love, support, and digital photography skills!  I sure am glad your old boss bought you that lapdance 8 years ago!

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