I am “Officially” on Vacation

For two whole weeks.  I haven’t taken two consecutive weeks off since my step father’s funeral in February.  At least this time it’s for something fun!

After reading the Stripperweb thread There’s No Point in Working in December I waffled for about an hour last night.  I haven’t waffled about going in to work in A LONG time.  One the one hand, my personal finance is a-ok for the month, I got most of my Christmas shopping done on Cyber-Monday, I have spending money for vacation, and it sure would be nice to be in bed at 10pm.  On the other hand, I still have to pay my  hairdresser on Friday and my house-sitter on Sunday.  Hmmmm….do I dip into my vacation cash or do I go to work just one more night?

I went into work just one more night!  SuperStrippers do not waffle!  They take action! C’mon it’s a no brainer! 

So if you have been waffling about whether or not to work in December.  Or if you have talked yourself out of going to work because “its slow”  JUST GO IN!  You never know who you are going to meet or run into.

Last night I ran into Pat and Allie.  They are a really awesome couple that I’ve known for about a year. They usually stop in on Friday nights or on the way home from the Sun’s games.   Ironically, I was thinking of them as I drove in.  They love DisneyWorld as much as I do, and I didn’t think I’d get a chance to say bye before I left since it was Wednesday and there wasn’t a game that night.  Lo and behold….who was sitting at their regular table when I signed in: Pat and Allie!  They were my first dances of the night.

Then I ran into Mike Brady.  He is an architect (about the only resemblence he has to Mike Brady….but I couldn’t think of any other architects from Pop Culture)  I met Mr Brady one Saturday night that I went into work really early at 6pm.  Ironically, I have met some of my long-standing clients at weird times.

Then I met Starfish.  Starfish is a regular of another entertainer who happened to not be at Christie’s last night.  This wasn’t a planned visit, or else she would have been there.  Starfish’s personal limo driver told me that he got kicked out of the Casino Arizona (I don’t know why) and Christie’s is on the way home so he stopped. 

I was getting ready to go onstage when my I saw my SuperStripper buddy Mischa dancing with Starfish in VIP.  So I walked over, smacked her butt, and asked if I could kill time with them for two songs before my stage.  “You’re not going on stage!”  Starfish said “You’re signing out with me!”  Wow!  That was easy!  Mischa ran and got DJ Billy to assign my stage to another entertainer and I signed out for an hour.  Sweet!  The three of us then had a clinical discussion on the pros and cons of anal sex for the following hour.  I still don’t understand how the term “starfish” refers to anal sex….?  I’ve never seen an anus with five tentacles….

K, enough of that.

There’s an old saying that fits this situation perfectly:

“Ya gotta be in to win.”

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