Avalon’s Adventures in Vegas

Vegas is a really lonely town if you don’t drink, gamble, or have someone to act like an asshole with.

I had a GREAT night last night at Scores.  I missed Daisy because I was in The Cabana Room all night with Cartoon Carl (wow, doesn’t it suck to complain about that??)  I think he single handedly gave me the downpayment on the rental property I’ve been looking to buy!  Thanks for celebrating my 8 year Stripper Anniversary with me Carl!!!!

So, being the workaholic SuperStripper that I am, I will be at Scores AGAIN tonight.  Ask for Norma Jean.  Or just look for the 6 foot 3 St. Pauli Girl.

This town is wild.  I was standing in line at the registration desk at my hotel, when I felt someone standing very close behind me.  “Why don’t you save on the room and stay with us?”  someone whispers in my ear.  I turn around and see a 70 year old man wearing a polyester suit from 1984 hovering a bit too close in my personal space.  He must have been drinking, because his white toupee was a tad bit askew to the left.

“No thanks.  I don’t deal with other stripper’s emotional baggage, I’m certainly not going to deal with yours.”  I tell white toupee grandpa. “But I’ll be at Scores tonight after 8pm, bring all your cash and credit cards.”

I don’t know if white toupee grandpa ever showed up at Scores.  It was the perfect stripperella shift.  Scores is always really dead between 6-8.  I got in around 7, there were 5 customers.  The first one I talked to was Bob from Alabama.  He’s in town for the SEMA convention(140,000 car guys)  Bob’s friend was upstairs in VIP already, so that upsell took all of 5 minutes.  So my first dance of the night was an hour VIP.

Then I worked the floor for an hour til Cartoon Carl showed up.  Vegas is a very different kind of hustle than Phoenix.  You can’t do the “wanna dance” or try to close a sale in one song. There are just too many girls to choose from, so it takes longer to build rapport.

Luckily, the majority of girls at Scores are too lazy to make the effort to build rapport with the customers.  They all sit along the back wall, looking at the guys that don’t have girls on their laps…but doing nothing about it!  So, I just go and sit on the guys’ laps, make small talk for 2 songs, and 9 times out of 10 they buy a dance (or 2 or 5) Alabama Bob initially told me to come back in 30 minutes, but I asked him if it was “ok” if I just sat and talked to him instead of wandering around an empty room.

OK, I have to eat dinner, get ready and head back into Scores for Halloween.  Should be a great night!

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