Oct 19

Lets take trip to Avalon’s mailbox.  This letter comes from Devin in Mesa.  Devin only has ONE friend on myspace, and has been a member since yesterday!  Can we say CYBERSTALKER?

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From: Devin
Date: Oct 18, 2007 10:44 AM

For one you are extremely beautiful, and my question to you is simple, if I was to ask you to buy your pair of used panties would you be interested? Name a price within reason, and nothing more asked or expected just a simple friendly trade.

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Avalon
Date: Oct 18, 2007 11:49 AM

At the club I sell them for $100. Are you local or do I need to ship them to you?

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From: Devin
Date: Oct 18, 2007 10:51 AM

Hello again, yes I am local, I live in the southeast valley. Do you live in the northern part of Phx. or more southern? I am very interested in this so please no games.

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From: Avalon
Date: Oct 18, 2007 11:54 AM

Well, if you’d like to head down to Christies on 32nd st I will be there tonite thru sat. I don’t meet strangers anywhere outside of the club, but I can mail them to you.

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From: Devin
Date: Oct 18, 2007 11:59 AM

Have you sold your panties before? And I take it you have probably mailed them out to someone? I can’t make it to Christies tonight, but how would we do the mailing option. I’m married so I am kinda nervous about sending them to my house. I was just going to suggest going to a nearby mall do the switch and be on our way. One more question, how long do you usually wear them for before you sell them?

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From: Avalon
Date: Oct 18, 2007 12:54 AM

As long as you want me to.  I’ll even go to the gym and work out in them.  However, I don’t ship my product until the payment has been made in full.  I will give you my Paypal Account Number for an electronic transaction.

Devin hasn’t replied, nor shown any interest in obtaining my panties using a safe and legal method.  Instead, he probably wanted some silly stupid girl to meet him in the parking lot of a deserted strip mall, where he could overpower her with a gun or knife and take a lot more than just her panties.

Now, I pass absolutely no judgement on a person’s individual fetishes.  Everyone likes something a little kinky sometimes, myself included.

I look at it this way.  Unlike Britney Spears, I wear panties every day.  I wear them at the gym under my workout shorts.  So when I’m done working out and hit the shower I have two choices.

Option 1: I can put my sweaty panties in my gymbag along with my sweaty gymclothes, sweaty gymtowel, and sweaty gymsocks and wash them when I get home.

Option 2: I can put my sweaty panties in an envelope and mail them to people like Devin for a $95 profit.

I actually prefer the Option 2.  Victoria Secret is running their 5 for $25 promotion right now.  So off of just one client like Devin, I can get 19 brand new pairs of panties!!!!

Johnny Awesome was so kind in creating a graphic of Avalon’s Panty Store.

Tags: ebanned, multiple streams of income, store, stripper

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