Enough of my insightful, through provoking posts.
Some of the sentences I never thought come out of my mouth until I was a stripper:
“Would you like to buy me while I’m on sale?”
“No more money, no more Avalon! Bye bye.”
“Thats ok, you can charge me on your credit card!”
“Should I take my top off and wiggle for you now?”
“You need a blonde on your lap, don’t you?”
“I’m really a brunette on the inside!”
“Are you the breast man, the leg man, or the ass man?”
“Wow, you’re in luck! I have two boobs!”
“My specialty is the topless neck massage.”
“Do you want to stick it in the front or the back?”
“Ok, time to feed the boobie meter or else your time is up!”
“Well, I gave you the choice for the better dance in VIP, but you chose to stay here.”
“I’m sorry, I can’t go back to your hotel room because my husband is waiting for me to screw his brains out when I get home with all your money.”
“They’re not imaginary”
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