Sept 22
Today is Stripper Maintenance Day.
I am NOT a high maintenance kinda chick. I DESPISE sitting in the nail salon having the Vietnamese girl buff, file and french manicure my toenails….but it’s part of the job requirement…right down to the little rhinestone flower on my big toe.
Seriously, part of my contract with Christie’s Cabaret states that I will present myself to their patrons with a manicure and a pedicure. Because of that…I write it off on my taxes every year. Hey, $75 every 2-3 weeks adds up!
I wonder how many guys even notice if my nails and toenails are manicured. I peeled off my nails early this week. On Wednesday I apologized to Diego that my nails weren’t done. He laughed and said, “Uh, I never really noticed that they WERE done.”
At least the textbook to my new class arrived today, so I don’t have to flip mindlessly through US Weekly or Vogue and read about the latest antics of Britney, Lindsay or Paris. I have a brand spankin’ new copy of Fixed Income Securities and Derivatives Handbook by Moorad Choudhry.
Tags: maintenance, manicure, pedicure, stripper, tax write offs