Stripper Licenses are the dumbest thing ever.  Every September I have to go down to City Hall, pay my $25 fee, have my picture taken, and hand my license over to Christie’s.

I’ve had a few background checks run since Phoenix started licensing in 2004.  I also have a Las Vegas Sheriff’s Card dating back to 2001.  It’s never been an issue.  I’ve never not gotten hired (at a gym) because I was a stripper.

I used to worry about future implications of having a stripper license on my record.  What if I’d never be able to get a job teaching school again?  Well, after dancing for several principals, school district superintendants, school board presidents….I’m not worried.  I have a shoe box full of contacts that are chomping at the bit to hired a teacher that is not only certified in Math/Science, but has a Masters Degree and 4 years experience.

I’m just not ready to work for peanuts again.

Off to city hall…..

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