So, Gino the day manager put signs up in the dressing room this week.
“I need lots of girls to work on Friday. I am hosting a VIP Party starting at 6 pm. Please be here and ready to work this lucrative party”
So, I carpool in with Jaynie the housemom. I figure, even if this “VIP Party” is stupid like the last one….at least I can raid the buffet table.
So, I was right. The VIP guests turned out to be the beverage distributers, the food service guys, the armor car guys who pick up the cash, and (this is the best) Gino’s friends!
Oh it gets better.
The buffet was set up in the pit by the back bar. I didn’t eat much all day so I was STARVING around 6. The guys didn’t show up til 6:45 no food til 7:30. So I wait til the “VIP Guests” are done serving themselves…and they were all very courteous “Have some dinner, you need to eat!”
I sit down at the bar to eat and get called to stage. Great. So I cover my food with my napkin (sign language to the bartender to NOT take my food away) Of course, he dumps it.
So, I go and get another plate of food and sit back down. Brian the bartender looks at me and says “I’m sorry, Avalon, but you’re not supposed to be eating from the buffet it’s for the VIP guests”
I ‘m holding my chicken wing midair, about to take a bite, as he reaches for my plate to clear it.
Dude! Do not take my food! I smack his arm away. “So you’re going to put it BACK on the buffet line?” I ask him.
“No, but I’ll get in trouble if Louie sees you eating it.” Dude….do NOT throw away good food!
So I take my food over to a table in the back corner. Louie, the general manager, comes over and sweetly says “You’re eating all my profits Avalon” Now….I like Louie, he’s a nice man, and very reasonable.
“Not really. By my count…and I have records to prove this….I spent over 8 thousand dollars last year in this club on house fees and merchandise. Gino’s friends and the liquor distributors haven’t spent a dime yet. I think 8 grand covers the wholesale price of 3 chicken wings, a stuffed shell, and a few celery sticks…..don’t you??”
He nodded his head. “I should know better than try to talk numbers with you.”
People Who Read This Post Also Read
Tags: are you smarter than a stripper, arizona, authority, automatic yes, avalon, average stripper, azavalon, babes cabaret, bachelor, bachelor party, bank account, beautiful, beauty, boobs, breasts, business, button, champagne room, christie's cabaret, christies, confidence, consistency, contrast, convention, customer, customers, dallas, dancer, dancer101, dancer102, dancervictory, dancerwealth, dancerwise, difficult customers, exotic dancer, female, female head of household, feminism, finance, financial literacy, financial security, flirting, friendship, gender roles, gentlemen's club, girls, glass ceiling, gorgeous, hope, hot, hot button, how much money do strippers make, how to become a stripper, how to close lapedance sale, how to get vegas stripper license, how to tell family, how to treat customers, howtostripper, husbands, implants, income, income tax, independent contractor, integrity, interviews with strippers, investing, job security, lap dance, lapdance, large fake breasts, las vegas, learntostrip, limited buyer, madonna whore complex, marketing men, money, money management, motivation, multiple streams of income, naked assets, negotiation, passive income, persistance, personal development, personal finance, philosophy, phoenix, pole dancer, pole dancing, promotions, psychology, reason why, recession, regular, relationships, retirement, retirement plan, rich, rich stripper, rich woman, sales, sales process, sales skills, sales strategy, sales system, scottsdale, self esteem, self help, sex, sex appeal, sex industry, sex worker, sexy, sexy strippers, sheriffs card, single mom, single moms, skills, sociology, spearmint rhino, sports tourism, starlight ministries, stereotype, stock market, strip and grow rich, strip club, strip clubs, strip clubs in dallas, strip clubs in phoenix, strip clubs in scottsdale, strip clubs in vegas, stripper, stripper advice, stripper boyfriends, stripper cash, stripper husbands, stripper income, stripper lifestyle, stripper mentor, stripper money, stripper retirement plan, stripper sales school, stripper school, stripper stereotype, stripper taxes, stripper write offs, stripper101, stripper102, strippers, stripping, successful stripper, superbowl, superstripper, tax return, texas, tip, tip rail, tipping, tits, topless, topless bar, topless club, treasures, victim, victor, vip, vip customer, vip party, vip room, what happens at a strip club, what happens in the champagne room, why do men go to strip clubs