Boston people are so cool.
The Red Sox were playing the Dbacks this weekend. I was totally expecting the average “Phoenix in June” crowd this weekend. But WOW! Am I glad I was wrong!
Apparently it’s next to impossible to to get tickets to a Red Sox game at Fenway Park. So what do all those Boston fans with cash burning in their bank accounts do?? Fly to Phoenix, snap up some of the posh resort’s off-season rates, and hit the strip club after the game!
Christie’s was MAD crazy!!!! I love when outta town guys come into the club. Since Phoenix lapdance prices (a whopping $10) lag the current national average ($20) these tourists are in heaven. Especially when I give them the opportunity to go to VIP for “only $20″ a song. How cheap! In their hometown VIP is 3 for $100!
So, what did Avalon do? One by one I just plucked them off the floor and walked them upstairs. The glow-in-the-blacklight fuschia dress helped to attract the eye to the tall busty blonde (OK, maybe it was the boobs, not the dress) who was “only” doing dances upstairs. I had them lining up at the bottom of the staircase waiting for me to get done, so they could be next! Cosmo had to tell them to sit down!
Being the complete dork that I am, this makes me think back to Macroeconomics 101. The strip club is a perfect example of price theory. When the supply of hot dancers is low (key word here is HOT) and the demand of wealthy customers is high…Avalon’s lapdance price increases.
Now, I would NEVER rip anyone off. Or “acci-purposely” charge for 5 dances when I only did 4. Or make false promises about what happens in VIP. That is just bad karma.
What I WILL do is only dance upstairs in VIP for $20 a song. If someone only wants to pay $10, I tell them to come back on a Tuesday night in July. This one guy chuckled and said “You’re a quite a businesswoman.”
“I just look dumb” I winked and led him upstairs.
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