May 1
Or at least created it.
Everything I have in my life right now is because I made the conscious decision to leave my teaching career to dance.
I met my husband because I’m a stripper.
I financed graduate school and was able to work part time because I’m a stripper.
I relocated with ease when my husband was transferred because strip clubs are everywhere.
I/We bought a house before the bubble because I worked my @$$ off for 6 months for a downpayment.
I/We maxed out our IRA and 401K contributions and spent only stripper cash.
I/We have NO CONSUMER DEBT because I’m a stripper and only purchase consumer items in cash.
I /We financed our PhD program at Investools because I’m a stripper.
I have BOATLOADS of free time during the day to study and trade the stock market because I strip at night.
I have enough time during the day to work out for 2-3 hours EVERY day because I’m a stripper.
I have free time to brainstorm, blog, and plan my book on stripping because I’m a stripper.
My husband had the opportunity to leave his j-o-b and start his own company because I’m a stripper and could EASILY cover our living expenses for a few months.
My personal favorite: I wrote my breast implants off on my taxes because it’s a work related expense.
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