Current mood: thoughtful

4/12/06

Since my last blog, I’ve been thinking about how stripping has helped my marriage.  It REALLY has.  I swear. 

I can’t tell you how many times a night I hear “Wow, I wish I had one of you at home” or “You’re husband is one lucky man” or “Lets go to Vegas and get married, my private jet awaits”  I’m not kidding about that last one either. No-prenup…Anna just turned over in her grave.

One night this week I was asked “Do you do this at home for your man?”  He was referring to my specialty: the topless neck massage.  Anyone who has met me at the club knows that I CAN NOT dance.  I’m a white girl from the burbs.  I have absolutely no rhythmn.  I don’t do the booty shake. I don’t crawl around on my hands and knees.  I pretty much do the boring “stripper strut” and “strike a pose” moves onstage.  It’s a good thing I have huge boobs because I’m not a really good DANCER.  However, I am a very good massage therapist, listener, and conversationalist.  Combine that with a pair of 36F’s and I’ve made myself a pretty good living.

What I’ve discovered over the years is that it all boils down to attention.  Men are STARVING for attention.  If they don’t get it at home, they will look for it elsewhere.  Hence the strip clubs have grown into a multi-billion dollar industry providing employment to hundreds of thousands of people.  All because men have an innate need for attention and appreciation.

So,  I make sure that my husband gets a TON of attention and affection.  Hmmm, he rarely goes to stip clubs unless I drag him there.  I see a correlation.

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